Jun 9, 2019
Gas up the clown car boys, it's debatin season!
For all of you who thought the Republican primary of 2016 was a giant shit show, and I was one of those people; hang on to your hats. You ain't seen nothing yet.
The Democratic primary has become so large the debates have to be staggered over two nights. The field is so...
May 31, 2019
A very unsettling UF/UF program for you tonight. A handful of Navy pilots and some other officials reported seeing Unidentified Flying Objects or UFOs the other day. Some of the pilots went as far as to say the movements made by these objects could not have been performed by human pilots.
Is this the beginning of the...
May 3, 2019
In case you were missing that famous desease that's so much fun it'll make you die, the Anit-vaxxer idiots got your back.
They have single-handedly brought back a disease that was eradivcated from America for years now.
UF/UF 245: Measels are back. Thanks...
Apr 28, 2019
Well, he's in now. Great friend of the show and former VP Joe Biden made it official. And we still really can't figure out why. No point in worrying about that now. He has officially entered the fray. The Bernie Sanders campaign did not reply when asked for comment.
Also don't miss another installment of our new...
Apr 6, 2019
Bernie Sanders is making a move, but Handsy Joe is coming up on the outside. Will Bern release his taxes? Will Joe keep his mitts to himself? Will Faux-cahontas scalp them both?
Serious questions that require serious analysis.
Oh yeah, Brunei is still stoning homosexuals to death. We mean literally identifying...